A lot of information to post today so bear with me…I guess that’s what I get for not blogging more often. First of all a big thanks to all of my clients who participated in our Christmas toy drive. This year the need has been greater than ever and you definitely stepped it up a notch. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I have the BEST clients in the world!!! Thank you SO much!!!
On a lighter note, I want to invite everyone to come hang out at the studio this Friday evening for the Boaz Christmas parade. We’ll be serving up some of my special “warm cocoa” and some snacks. It’s a great location to watch the parade, which starts at 5:30. Hope to see you then!
Lastly, in keeping with the Christmas spirit I want to offer some help to all of the new (and not so new) husbands out there. A little advice, if you will. Now granted I don’t claim to be the perfect husband…not by a long shot. But after 14 years of marriage I’ve learned a thing or two, especially when it comes to Christmas. So here it is, my first (and probably last) “Husband’s guide to Christmas.”
- If you plan to buy your wife some clothes (which I don’t necessarily reccomend) buy them a size or two smaller that what your wife actually wears. This will gain you huge brownie points. If you don’t know what size she wears, there are tags on the inside of clothes that tell the size. If you don’t know where she keeps her clothes, stop reading now…I can’t help you.
- She does not-repeat-DOES NOT want a 50 inch plasma screen TV. Just trust me on this one.
- Anything in a yellowbox is good.
- A Twinkie wrapper left on the floor does not count as a Christmas decoration…even if it has Christmas decorations printed on it.
- Most importantly…if your wife says “don’t buy me anything for Christmas.” THIS IS A TEST…ALERT…Do NOT NOT BUY HER ANYTHING. YOU WILL FAIL THE TEST MISERABLY AND PAY FOR IT FOR AT LEAST THREE CHRISTMASES TO FOLLOW!!!
by Bentley
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