This is one of my best buddies, John. He’s without a doubt one of the coolest kids I’ve ever met. He always has a smile and something funny to say, but one of the neatest things about John is his incredible collection of chapstick. He brought his container with what must have been three or four hundred tubes…all different. I didn’t even know they made that many kinds of chapstick. Of course I had to challenge him to find my favorite brand (Burt’s Bees of course) in his box. No problem…he produced a stick within about 6 seconds and said “BAM!”. I guess he’ll never have to worry about chapped lips. As he was leaving he turned around to me and said…”Hey Bentley, do you know when I’m going to stop collecting chapstick?” Before I could even answer he came back with “How about…NEVER!” Too funny.